eBay Find of The Day: McLovin, ed.

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 09/02/2014 at 20:59 • Filed to: ebay

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I'm just going to let the listing sell you on this "McLaren F1"

Rare

1994 Mclaren F1

1 of 10 made , maybe 1 of 4 left replicas

Super car looks

Is it a Ferrari ??? That's what everyone will ask

Is it a kit car???,well you can't buy one and build it so I would say no

Is it a replica??? Not really it kinda looks like a Ferrari it looks like a lambo

It looks like a super car, but best of all it looks like $$money$$

Best of all it's 1/15th the price of a real super car

It is currently registered and insured in my name, it is titled as a 1968 Vw beetle

It was built by a company in Tulsa Oklahoma back in 1996, I was told the were sued

And had to destroy the molds for copyright infringement , I do have a magazine article all about the car from kit car magazine back in the day

It has a Vw beetle 1600cc air cooled 4 cylinder, with 4 speed manual transmission

It has custom staggered 19" rims and tires

It drives like a gocart

It gets lots of attention

It was built with heavy fiberglass and steel reinforcement

Very thick very heavy, not some cheep kit car body

It has been stored in a private collection for many years until I acquired it

It runs and drives good, but could use a tune up to run better

It will need a couple seals changed as it does leak oil like every Vw does

But you can drive it home

It does have remnants of a top that was being fabricated that goes with it

The original front spoiler got hit by a truck tire tread on the freeway and broke off

The spoiler on it now is a mock up, and will need some fiberglass work to fit better and some paint work

You can drive the car with out it if you want

It has lambo style doors

The dash insert where the gauges are could use an update the gauges are digital and blink but do not register, the speedo works

But if your crafty you could put a carbon fiber panel and new vdo gauges or anything else

The stereo needs replaced it's an old crappy two knob cassette am/fm, but I will throw in a pioneer cd/ touch screen radio with DVD player

You can fly in and drive home, I will pick you up at lax, Orange County, or Ontario

Car must be paid in full before car can leave

To be paid for in person or with bank to bank

It's in Yorba Linda, California and !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

Manuél Ferrari > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/02/2014 at 21:03

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I'm on the border with Yorba Linda in case anyone wants me to go look at it for them.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Manuél Ferrari 09/02/2014 at 21:06

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Will you buy it for Orlove?

 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/02/2014 at 21:07

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I'd drive it. Ricer spoiler and all. Beetle engine sound coming out of that would be hilarious.

Sn210 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/02/2014 at 21:07

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gross, who puts a rear wing like that on their F1?

Manuél Ferrari > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/02/2014 at 21:08

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Yes, if you pitch in too

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Sn210 09/02/2014 at 21:08

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McLaren

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Manuél Ferrari 09/02/2014 at 21:09

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Should we start a Jalopstater to raise money for the purchase of this McLaren?

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/02/2014 at 21:11

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I'd drive it just for the WTF factor!

Manuél Ferrari > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/02/2014 at 21:13

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YES! I can't wait to test drive it

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/02/2014 at 21:14

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If I recall correctly, there were some folk building turbo-ed flat fours with 225-250 horsepower... That would be pretty fun in one of these.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Manuél Ferrari 09/02/2014 at 21:15

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You should go do that anyways. Pretend the whole time that it's a real F1

JGrabowMSt > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/02/2014 at 21:15

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Needs a stinger exhaust and we're set.

Manuél Ferrari > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/02/2014 at 21:16

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This will be me: "I've never driven an F1 before. I'm so excited. How many panties did this car drop for you? And did it drop panties even when you were wearing shorts?"

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Manuél Ferrari 09/02/2014 at 21:17

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Can somebody tweet this to Doug?

Manuél Ferrari > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/02/2014 at 21:18

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I would but I can't into Twitter. Never learned how

Sn210 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/02/2014 at 21:21

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...touché

GhostZ > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/02/2014 at 21:24

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Hell, swap it with a subaru flat-4 turbo, get it a hard top, and stop pretending it's a McLaren and it would be a kickass car.

Brian Silvestro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/02/2014 at 21:26

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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Brian Silvestro 09/02/2014 at 21:27

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Did he see that the steering wheel is not centered with the seat?

Desu-San-Desu > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/02/2014 at 21:27

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Fuck it, why not? At that price by it, yank out the VW engine and throw in a boxer from a WRX. You could sell those horrendous chrome rims and basically get your money back, too.

Rainbow > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/02/2014 at 21:28

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Needs these wheels. They better be included.

Brian Silvestro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/02/2014 at 21:29

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I hope so, because it's such a cool feature!

Frank Grimes > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/02/2014 at 21:45

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What a massive piece of filth! it looks like a child's race car bed.

mattoverdrive > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/02/2014 at 22:16

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When I first saw this, I thought someone took a picture of their kid's Power Wheels.

Makoyouidiot > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/02/2014 at 22:26

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If it goes for under 3k that's a good deal...even if it's a horrifying Frankenstein...bet it's a hoot to drive